Episode 71






 “Yo. Nice to see you again. I was getting a bit bored here on cloud nine.” If Dutch hadn’t told me about the whiteness I would have been on the lookout for St Peter and the pearly gates up here. It was a relief to see her walking towards me.
“Hi,” she says, looking around her. “You didn’t see a little bat thing come flying by, did you?”
“No.”
“Any sign of the others? Sweet Mary?” she asks.
“No,” I say. “Last thing I remember is the flying saucer tipping and being crushed to death by a million Ahram.”
“Yeah, but I should warn you; this place can mess with your head. I became very obnoxious the last time I was here,” she says. I can believe that.
“But what’s with the shepherd’s crook?”
“Crozier. Took it off the Rider. Long story. The Seesh also has one. But I can’t make it……shine like he does. He can do some awesome things with his.”
For a while we stand and look at the whiteness around us. Then I notice something in my peripheral vision, but when I turn to look at it, it disappears. I turn away again and there it is. A shimmering, moving blob of orange at the corner of my eye.
“I got something,” I say. “Three ‘o clock. Something warm.”
“Okay. Let’s go.” Dutch is obviously keen to find her friend again.
“I noticed a big black guy riding with you on the saucer. Where the hell did you pick him up?”
“’The Prophet?” she shrugs. “He came with us. But look. Can we walk and talk. I’m kinda keen to find Sweet Mary.”
“Sure.” And we set off following the heat signature, hands held out in front of us like a couple of blind guys.
“He’s blind ain’t he? He must feel right at home here. I can’t see a bloody thing.” I gotta watch that swearing. I got out of the habit being around Gennetta, but something about being around humans makes me want to swear again. Showing off I suppose. No point in showing off to Gennetta. She can beat me hands down at most everything. I turn my head sideways just to make sure the orange glow is still there.
“How’s your…skin thing?” says Dutch.
“Strangely enough it’s alright in here. Still itches like hell but it doesn’t hurt anymore. Did you see that explosion? The mountain? Nearly got all of us.” My scalp is still crawling with the memory of seeing the Tartarus. I just hope my eyes were playing tricks on me.
“I saw it. Okay I got a wall here,” says Dutch, coming to an abrupt halt. “I’ll go left, you go right.”
I can see she’s real used to giving orders. I was kinda keen on asking her about the Tartarus but she had more pressing things on her mind. I move off to the right, feeling with my hands along the wall. I turn my head to try and pick up the heat-signature again but it has disappeared.
“Anything there?” I ask but there’s no answer. I keep shimmying on and get the fright of my life by bumping into Dutch on my right. Both of us stand and stare for a while.
“Strangest damn place I ever saw,” I say. Then a warm sea-breeze sweeps over us and the wall before us falls away. “A swimming pool? You got to be kidding me.”
Yet there it was - a full size swimming pool with sun loungers and bathing towels dotted around the edge. We walk up closer and I notice the name ‘Cantave Cruises’ embroidered in red and gold upon the towels.
“Do you think we’re imagining this?” I say.
“Probably not,” says Dutch. “This fits with the Seesh’s sick sense of humour.” The water is blue against the white tiles of the pool and I wonder for a moment what gives it this colour. The only thing I remember is that the speed of light through water is nearly a third slower than through a vacuum like outer space.
We walk over to the water’s edge and immediately see the reflections of Sweet Mary and Righteous high above us. They hang limply in mid-air, facing each other and circling around like two chickens on a rotisserie grill.
Sparks begin to flare from Dutch’s crook as she looks upwards.
 “I told you they were hanging around somewhere,” says a voice from nowhere.
 “Why don’t you show yourself, you coward?” says Dutch.
“That’s such an effort. But if you insist.”
And there he stands, on the opposite side of the pool, in all his flaming glory, a kind of ghastly, ghostly, other-worldly Ahram of immense size. It is hard to look directly at him. He seems to be composed of jagged lines of energy leaking through from another dimension. He is there, but not quite there…and definitely not made of flesh and bone. His crozier virtually howls with power - a silent noise that makes my ears ache - a bristling brand of absolute might in his right hand.
“So, Eric. Pleased to meet you at last. How’s the eczema?”
“s’alright. Long as I don’t scratch,” I say.
“Glad to see you have a sense of humour. You’re going to need it. From what I hear you’ve been indulging in a little intra-species hanky-panky. Probably where you picked up that itch.”
I don’t say anything. I really don’t want to listen to him anymore because I can see where this is going.
“Nice girl Gennetta.” He says her name with relish. “You were planning to marry her weren’t you? Ha, ha, ha. Do the honourable thing. I must admit I’m just a bit put out because you didn’t ask my permission. The women of course all belong to me, you may have heard. No matter. Neither of us shall have her now. I have already sent my envoy - Dutch knows him very well - Willy the worm, to take care of Gennetta and the rest of your friends; and this time there will be no mistake. They should be making contact somewhere in the forbidden zone round about now.”
I look at Dutch to see how bad this news is, and whether he’s just bullshitting me, but her face is stony and her eyes are glued to Sweet Mary.
“Look,” he says, indicating the pool. I look. Stirring in the depths I see a scene begin to emerge.
Sand.
I see sand.
Lots of sand.
And sand dunes.
And then there’s Gennetta, lying lifeless on the ground, or so it seems, amidst the wreckage of a spaceship.
“Gennetta!” I lean over the pool and call her name, but the scene disappears before I can see if she’s breathing or not.
“Now see what you’ve done,” he says. “I was looking forward to that. Oh well. I suppose it’s just as well. I have so many last minute preparations to make. You know how it is when you go on holiday. Ha, ha. ‘What larks’. We shall all look back on this one day and say…‘what larks’.”
I have no idea what he is talking about, but I can tell he’s enjoying himself. Dutch is grinding her teeth in impotence. All I can think of is Gennetta’s prone and lifeless looking body lying on the desert sands.
“And of course, you Dutch will get to see your girlfriend killed before your very eyes. Oops, did I say ‘girlfriend’? I forgot that you haven’t ‘come out’ yet, so I won’t mention the ‘L’ word. But that’s why ya beat her. ‘Cause ya can’t love her,” he says with an Amerigues accent. “Suffice it to say you’re probably more ‘man’ than your friend Eric over there, even if he is half lizard.”
I swear I can see steam coming out of Dutch’s ears. It is fascinating to watch her face as it changes tone and colour with her emotions. The skin moves and smoothes out, stretching over her bones, her nostrils flaring open and closed alternately. It’s like reading a book. A murder mystery….except I know already who’s gonna do it if she gets her hands on him. She was right. He certainly likes messing with people.
“But your secret’s safe with me. You and Sweet Mary, all those long nights together in lockup. But soon there’ll be no one left to tell your secrets to anyway. Ha, ha, ha, and you’ll never get to caress those round, smooth…..”
All hell breaks out next to me as Dutch lets loose with her magicians crook and an invisible hand smacks me sideways. I manage to catch a glimpse of the bolt of energy as it tears a path through the air across the pool and detonates against a beam of black energy coming from the Seesh who is about the quickest draw with a crozier I’ve ever seen.
White power versus black power meets head on and melts together in a conflagration of energy. Dutch and the Seesh stand and hurl everything they’ve got at each other. I put my hand up to shade my eyes from the heat and back away as far as I can. All the towels have caught fire already and I’m trying to protect what’s left of my hair. It’s hard to see what’s going on exactly because everything is just a whirlwind of heat and energy.
Eventually my eyes readjust and I see the beginnings of hell in the making. A river of molten quicksilver, mixed with something that can only be described as liquid darkness, begins to run down from the conjunction of these two streams of energy into the swimming pool; neither silver nor black, but a continuous juxtaposition of both, as if each were fighting for dominance. The contaminated water in the swimming pool heaves and undulates like some creature trying to take shape.
“I don’t like the look of this,” I shout to Dutch but she is locked in battle, way beyond where mere words can reach. “You gotta stop.” I shout and as if at my command the croziers shut off and Dutch crashes to the floor unconscious.
“So typical of a woman to feint at the crucial moment.”
I run over to her and kneel by her still body. “Please don’t be dead,” I say and start to rub her wrists. But that’s as far as I get before she moans and starts waking up. Automatically she grabs for her crozier but the thing is dead in her hand. It seems as if all her life-force has been depleted.
“Well, that was a nice pick-me-up,” says the Seesh in his chatty manner. “Just what I needed. Actually I am glad the two of you made it in time for the big send off. You two of all people will be able to appreciate the event, being pilots and all and well used to the problems of space travel. You will be able to appreciate the grandeur and beauty of what I have constructed. Probably the biggest spaceship ever, and certainly the most powerful and deadly, and you’ll have front-row seats to the complete annihilation of your species. Shall I tell you how it will work? I don’t think it matters now if you know…anyway I love showing off. What’s the point of inventing something if you can’t show it off? Are you ready? Then I’ll begin.”
The Seesh waves his crozier over the heaving surface of the pool and slowly a black and silver waterspout, like a unicorn’s horn, begins to emerge and rise up from the centre. I was almost expecting a unicorn’s body to appear next. This place is that weird. But it doesn’t. The horn just keeps growing larger and larger, twirling around higher and higher. Soon it is metres thick and surging into the air past Righteous and Sweet Mary who continue to rotate around it, their distorted images now reflected in the fluid of the funnel, as if they were trapped in its surface.
“And that is my ‘secret weapon’,” says the Seesh rather proudly. “And thank you Dutch for helping me to create it. You see it needed both croziers to get it started. I knew I could count on your uncontrollable temper to supply me with the right kind of power. And just look what you’ve done,” the Seesh points at the swirling spout of liquid. “I’ll be sure to give you a mention in the guide book.” Dutch stares helplessly from him to Sweet Mary.
“It’s an anomaly,” continues the Seesh. “An event horizon if you will, and once it reaches the roof up there, the spire at the very top - and that won’t be too long now – this entire structure will be propelled into outer space…through the wormhole…and finally, into Earth’s solar system. And that’s where the fun begins. Once there my work is over. I don’t have to do a thing. I just sit back and watch the human race destroy itself. How do I do that, I hear you ask? Well. It works like this. I don’t shoot at them. No, I merely activate my ‘secret weapon’ and every time they fire at methey blow up…instantly. And fire at me they will. I know how much you humans love shooting things. They won’t be able to resist. It’s so elegant it makes me want to cry. This…water-spout for want of a better word, merely opens up an anomaly right in front of any weapon that opens fire on me, and the discharge comes right back at them. Boom. Ha, ha. But that’s enough for now. I am afraid I am going to have to leave you here. I still have some packing to do you understand. But who knows, maybe we can have a drink together in some afterlife or other. That would be nice.”
And then there is silence, except for the ringing sound of the swirling waterspout, reminding us of what’s to come. Safe to say, things aren’t looking rosy, and there’s not a damn thing we can do about it.