Prologue - Breakfast



I began to slide over the slippery slope down the smooth mountainside, picking up speed as the boosters kicked in, gliding low and fast over the glassy gleaming surface glittering green in the weak rays of a dying red-giant sun. The only blemishes on the landscape were some strange craters at irregular intervals, as if superheated meteors had slammed into the hard crust and melted through. Whatever these holes were, each was inhabited by a gigantic silver spiral-worm that cork-screwed up into the Jovian dawn and tried to grab me whenever I flew near one of them. There was no avoiding them really because my only food, and theirs it seemed, pulsating pods oozing globs of gelatinous goo perched precariously on whip like stalks, was located round the rim of their craters and they kept a watchful eye (if they had eyes) on their crop. To harvest these pods I had to run the gauntlet of wriggling worms, slicing them off with the built-in laser, or failing that, ripping them out by the roots with my power-assisted mech-arms and hurling them into outer space.

Every morning early, when the worms were still a bit sleepy and slow moving, I would make the run to fetch breakfast. No doubt a pizza delivery boy in Manhattan would scoff at the dangers I faced, but at least the food he delivered was edible. Well…relatively speaking. Very unlike the slimy balls of yellow smelly, glutinous gunk I had to eat. Still, it kept me alive since the galley of my ship, together with all the compressed and frozen food, had been vaporised in the crash.

The length of a day here was about the same as a day on earth, but that was where all similarities ended. Even the valley where I had crash-landed, bore no earthly resemblance. The hillsides were smooth and regular and as hard as diamond. No rocks or dust, just these worm craters, and the cave.

There was no atmosphere on this planet which is why the cave was a godsend. There was enough oxygen in my tanks for only about a month of continual use. Then that was it. Because the ship had burst all its seams on impact, the air scrubbers were useless. So, no recycling.

The cave led half-a-mile downwards and ended in a cavern with bubbling thermal vents that farted out a continuous stream of stinky but breathable air which dissipated within a few yards of the vents and bled off into space. So I set up camp here, only leaving the cave to suit up and get breakfast.

What was down there that emitted this foul stench I couldn’t even guess at. The whole planet was an enigma. Well not so much a planet as a small moon covered by strangely shaped mountain ridges in shiny metallic green, with perfectly symmetrical peaks diminishing into the distance.

 
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It was nothing really. A faint flicker - easily mistaken for a floater in the eye, or a misfiring synapse in the brain that left an infinitesimal flash of light on my field of vision. Then it was gone. As if a star had just winked out. I was about to dismiss it when another one flickered out and something cold crept up the back of my neck and goose pimples erupted all over my scalp.

“Reverse direction and fire thrusters now…” The tech officer, an indolent slob who never did anything without arguing, didn’t even hesitate. The barely controlled hysteria in my voice brooked no argument. “Lateral boosters to 180 degrees,” he replied.

“Get ready to fire main thrusters on full power the moment we’re aligned. And I suggest you strap yourself in.”

All the time I watched as more and more stars winked out ahead of us. There was only one logical explanation. Something big was blocking out the light and we were headed straight for it. I fired off a stream of distress drones in the general direction of home and waited in agony as we rotated to reverse-thrust position.

“Firing all main thrusters.”

It was too late and I knew it. I had no idea how big it was or how close we were, but you get an instinct about these things. With two thousand tons of ore in the cargo hold, even if we survived the massive G force of slamming on the brakes so hard, it would still take a hundred thousand miles to stop. The scanners still read nothing and the cameras didn’t have enough light to initialize. There shouldn’t have been anything out here anyway. Not according to the star chart. That was my last thought as the engines kicked in and a sledgehammer hit me in the chest. A second later I passed out.

The two thousand tons of prime ore impacting first is probably what saved my life by acting like a kind of shock absorber. My techie wasn’t so lucky. I still haven’t found his body.

So here I was. Eking out my oxygen and waiting for the end. Which was a real bitch because I had stumbled on the richest vein of Scandium since the gold rush. I was a made man. However, I was also a dead man.
 
 
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