Episode 70







Gennetta had felt seriously nervous stepping onto the flimsy steel ladder beneath the rocket ship. The whole thing seemed totally un-aerodynamic and frankly unflyable. The crudeness of construction made her shudder. Great big ungainly sheets of sharp, hard, shiny stuff bolted together and ill-shaped mechanical spinning blades for propulsion that god help them all should they break loose. She shivered in anticipation of a terrible and painful end. Once inside the cockpit the smell of cigar smoke and oil nearly made her wretch. It was a tight squeeze in there. Angelo and Belle were jammed into the back seat, while Gennetta, squeezed into the teeny, tiny passenger seat was practically jammed up against Sam and his less than pleasant body odour. He also had a nasty way of looking rather pointedly at her genitals that made her have to restrain a natural urge to rip his bowels out with her talons. He leered and leaned closely over her to set the trim on his flaps. She was working up a healthy dislike for this human.
“Welcome aboard ladies and gintlemen,” said Sam, cheerfully hitting switches left and right. “Gets ready for take-off. This is your captain speak. Hope you enjoy flight. Ha ha.”
Gennetta held tightly onto her seat as the servo motors cranked and whined and struggled to start the engines. At first, when they wouldn’t start, her hopes started to rise.
“Come on you donkey cow,” urged Sam, coaxing them on until finally they caught. The noise was stupendous. The vibration and rumble was like nothing she’d ever experienced before. Sam shoved the throttles forward and the howl of sound increased to fever pitch and stretched Gennetta’s nerves to their limit. Then he hit the deflector switch and the craft lurched into the air like a drunken sailor.
Gennetta closed her eyes and tried to think of something nice. She thought of Eric and wondered if he was alright. She needed him right now. Things just weren’t going very well. If she had been human she would have been in tears. Sure she was a warrior, but there was a limit to the things even an Ahram could endure. Oh how she needed Eric’s reassurance now. She opened her eyes and stared out of the window.
“Where now, lizard lady?” asked Sam, sucking cheerfully on his cigar.
Gennetta coughed on the engine fumes that were seeping into the cockpit. She had absolutely no idea.
“That way,” she said, pointing straight ahead.

After two hours of searching Sam was becoming more than a little pissed off. Angelo and Belle were keeping a low profile in the back seat and Gennetta was brazening it out in front.
“I see nothing. I see sand. What you think I should see?” There was an impatient edge to Sam’s voice as he addressed them.
“I don’t understand,” said Angelo curiously. “Why sand? Why can we see the desert? What happened to the illusion? It’s daytime. Normally we’d see grass and trees and rivers……”
“We’re too far from the equator,” said Gennetta. “The Shimera only happens where the sun is strongest, and it is getting weaker and weaker all the time.”
“Stop talking crapola. I got sand. I got nothing. You got nothing. If we see nothing in five minutes I kill Mr Big Belly over there. Then I kill Bitch. Then I shoot you and go nuke whole goddammed valley to shit. I have enough of this shit. You pipples……..”
And then there was silence. Complete and utter silence. Sam was silent, the passengers were silent…and more importantly…the engines were silent.
“Holy shit,” said Sam, slapping at his control panel and jiggling his switches and levers in an attempt to restart the engines, but there was only a deflating hiss to be heard as they lost power and pressure. The plane was going down like a flying brick.
Gennetta, Angelo and Noot closed their eyes in silent prayer. Then the Tartarus hit a sand dune and skipped a thousand feet into the air.


*


The Ahram poured in through the gate like water funnelling through a crack in a dam wall, slowing everything down and causing a major jam. For a moment Dutch wondered whether they were going to make it at all. The crowd in front had come to a relative standstill and the ones behind were pushing and piling in on top of each other, crushing closer and closer together. Dutch had to fight to keep the flying saucer upright and Shim and the girls did their best to keep the crowd from swamping them. Then the bottleneck seemed to clear and they were flying towards the gate again. But too fast. Too many bodies converging all at once and there was no way of stopping or slowing down. Dutch could feel her friends clinging to her legs for dear life. Indeed, she felt a bit like Ben Hur in the chariot race, flailing this way and that with the reins, hooves flying, dust everywhere and riding purely on a prayer. When they got to the gate the press of Ahram hit them like a freight train and the flying saucer flipped over and went spinning along the ground, spilling its passengers willy nilly under the feet of the trampling hordes.
Dutch felt a foot thud into her neck and clutched tightly to the crozier. Whatever happens, she mustn’t lose that. Then everything went black.


*


She opened her eyes and all was white again. ‘In heaven’ was her first thought, until she remembered that she didn’t believe in it. Or God. Well, she believed in him enough to dispute his existence. She was probably in the Cantave somewhere. But where were the rest of them? Did they make it? And what to do now? She was pleased to see the crozier was still in her hand, but it looked dead and lifeless.
At that thought an Ahram maiden, fashionably undressed, entered the white space and came to stand in front of her.
“The Seesh will see thee now if thou wilt follow me.”
Dutch followed her, holding the crozier up like some shepherd’s staff in front of her and feeling a bit foolish. She looked at it more closely. It was absolutely dead and about as much use as a walking stick.
And then there he was. The little old man again. Correction - Ahram man. But Dutch had been here so long now she was starting to think of them as people. He was leaning on his walking stick. They made the perfect couple.
“We meet again Dulcinea,” he smiled at her. “I see you have bested my Rider. Oh well. He always was a bit of a wimp. Never mind.”
At the sound of her name she began to prickle…and so did the crozier. The first signs of life began to show as small blue sparks of light flickered in the swirling mist of the bone circle.
“Anyway, you look so much better with a magic wand. Every girl should have one. So, have any of your wishes come true? I know you are dying to liberate some of my masses…and so are they…dying…by the thousands apparently, thanks to you. Isn’t it funny how the road to freedom and peace is always paved with the bodies of innocents? Do you think the sacrifice was worth it?” The old man’s joints creaked and groaned as he sat down on an invisible pedestal.
“But I forgot. Your first intention is to save the human race from annihilation, to save your precious Earth from destruction. But actually you don’t really give a shit about them either, do you?”
Dutch felt more shocked at his language than the truth of his proclamation. In a way he was right…if she took the time to think about it. What did she care for those who were going to throw her in prison to rot out the rest of her life? And what did she care for the Earth. She’d never been there. She’d heard it was all pretty much fucked up anyway. Why should she care? And yet she cared for Sweet Mary. She felt a painful twinge at the thought of her. Oh god she just hoped she had survived. She wouldn’t really care much for anything if Sweet Mary was dead.
“Yeeees. I didn’t forget about her,” he said, reading her thoughts. “She’s alive. But only just.”
Dutch’s crozier began to flare red and orange with her anger.
“Where is she?”
“Oh, she’s hanging around somewhere. Ha, ha. Her and that black boyfriend of hers. You know of course that the two of them have been….you know….”
Dutch fired off a blast but the old man hopped nimbly aside.
“What did you expect. She’s only human and you’re such a bitch. I mean, look at your last relationship,” he said, and taking on the shape and form of her dead husband, face battered and bloody, he spoke to her through mangled lips. “Help me Dutch. Don’t let me die here…”
Dutch hurled another blast of white lightning at the spectre in front of her but the old man dodged it quite easily.
“You can fire at me as much as you like but I don’t have a range.” It was a rather strange statement but Dutch kinda knew what he meant.  “There is nothing physical of me to hit.”
“Does that mean you’re just an illusion?”
“In a way. But a very real one. I am a construction of forces and electromagnetic properties rather than actual matter. I have bent time and space into a configuration that you can see. But you can’t kill me because I don’t actually live here, I just appear here. To kill me you have to find where I really am. And even if you do and succeed in unravelling me I shall just change into some other form.” There was nothing Dutch could say to that. She didn’t even really understand what he was saying, except that he was virtually a ghost. Still, there must be a way.
“I will leave you to your puzzle,” said the Seesh. “I would love to stay and chat, but unfortunately I have other things to attend to. Sayonara”
Then he was gone. Dutch looked around for a moment wondering where Righteous was. She knew she was no match for the Seesh on her own. She couldn’t even see her way out of this room. She was on the verge of becoming severely depressed when out of the whiteness came….Rags. It was the second best blessed sight that Dutch could ever hope to see. The creature didn’t so much fly to her as flip and flop in a haphazard course in her general direction, dropping bits of fur and the equivalent of Ahram fleas as he went. It crash landed in Dutch’s arms and squirched and skweerched at her enthusiastically as if it was trying to say something. Dutch scratched the bat-thing with her finger.
“I have no idea what you’re saying; I just hope Sweet Mary is alright.”
“Greep,” it said flapping itself loose and heading back the way it came. Dutch set off after it at a trot, but Rag’s floppy flying technique was deceptively fast and soon she lost sight of it. The bat/cat creature did leave a trail of fluff and fur on the clean white floor that was pretty easy to follow though. As she hurried forward Dutch tried to remember what had happened at the gate.

What had happened at the gate was that the Ahram who entered the North gate in the Cantave wall found themselves simultaneously exiting through the South gate, mystified and disoriented, back in their own slum city. These workers knew the Cantave like the back of their hands: the administration offices that lined the inside of the wall, the roster sheds where they received their tools and work assignments for the day. They usually entered at the North gate at the beginning of the shift and exited through the South at the end….but not this time. The transition was instantaneous. The Cantave had closed them out and merely spewed them out the other gate as fast as they went in the first one. All except for Dutch and her little band.