Episode 63






There was a large, slow moving asteroid plunging through a worked-out sector of the ore-belt with a whole lot of debris drifting in its wake like a comet tail. Not the normal debris of rocks, ice and dust, but the wrecked hulks of spaceships, bulkheads, tanks, engines and assorted scrap metals all tagging on behind in the slipstream of the asteroid, gently rotating in the heat and cold of space.
In the centre of all this junk spun an old space-station wheel, discarded by the Amerigues when it had become too expensive to maintain as a supply station or to defend against pirates and raiders. On it there was a massive billboard sign saying “SAM’S JUNKYARD” And in smaller letters, “TRESPASSERS WILL BE RECYCLED”.
There were several craft docked to the rim of the wheel, all in varying stages of incompleteness – except for a black, cigar shaped missile with red flames painted on the side and the name TARTARUS in bold black letters. A deadly looking creature, it was basically just one giant rocket with a cockpit mounted on the front end.
The inside of the slowly revolving station-wheel was even more chaotic than the outside. Thousands of old ship and engine parts were stacked in trays, shelves and boxes along the floors and walls. These had obviously been lovingly scavenged over many, many years. There were several murky workshops on board with dangerously dilapidated tools and equipment strewn everywhere. The living quarters were just as murky. There was old grease, rust, and hardened black dirt on every visible surface. Everything was filthy and caked with grunge. The smell of old oil assaulted the sinuses the moment one came on board. All except for Sam’s sinuses. He’d stopped smelling things years ago. He was even dirtier than his junkyard, with a livid scar on his forehead half hidden by a shock of flaming red hair, and a mouthful of rotten teeth from eating too many space-cookies. He had big ugly blackheads on his bulbous red nose and rheumy little red eyes beneath fiery ginger eyebrows. People found it hard to look him in the face. In fact people found it hard to look at him at all. The only thing of beauty about him was the tattoo of a cold-blooded and clawed creature coiling up and around his muscled right arm and shoulder, culminating in a dragon’s head on the side of his neck…seemingly whispering forever some devilish plot in his ear. The predominant colours were black and red, like the ‘Tartarus’ outside.


He watched the tiny flare of rockets as the ship reversed thrust to slow down. It was definitely coming his way. Nothing else within 20,000 miles; just him, so they had to be coming here. He clambered over a pile of junk, irritably kicking a clutch assembly out of the way, and headed for the control room. It took him a while to find the com-link amongst the debris on the desk. He didn’t often get visitors.
“Hello incoming shuttle. Please state your Federation I.D. and business.”
While he waited his thumb flicked the safety caps off the firing buttons of three howitzers perched on the approach side of his station, or to call them by their generic name, Rail-guns. Nasty little brutes they were. A Rail-gun was a pneumatic pump gun that threw a five pound chunk of metal at the rate of five hundred per second at two thousand miles per hour. Cumbersome and slow, but it takes only one of these projectiles to disable any ship smaller than a cruiser. Trouble is, once that hail of metal is unleashed into the universe, it doesn’t stop until it hits something. And not even then does it stop.
“This is Cora Charter here. I.D. on its way. Got some people here say they want to see you.”
“Why?”
“Apparently they have need of your services.”
“How many?”
“Well, three people and a very big lizard.”
Junkyard Sam was intrigued. He hated visitors. Always trouble. But the big lizard interested him. Instead of his usual curt response he said, “Hokay. Sending co-ordinates and vectors. Just follow the runner beam. Docking-door will be lit up like a Christmas tree. If you damage my station I will remove your genitals with a claw hammer!”

The first leg that stepped through the hatch was slim and shapely and wore a high heel shoe and a sheer nylon stocking. Nevertheless Sam kept the laser pistol pointed unwaveringly at the new arrivals. Hijackers came in all shapes and sizes. Women who frequented places like this could be more dangerous than men. The rest of the lady came through the door and wrinkled her nose at the smell. She was also very careful not to touch anything. The next leg that came through the hatch was black and about the size of a tree trunk. This was cause for some concern. Sam stepped back to give it plenty of room. He relaxed a little when he saw the man was blind, but he was still way too big for comfort. Then came Angelo who tripped over the threshold and nearly fell into the room, followed by the biggest, greenest chicken leg he’d ever seen. Noot stepped timidly into the room and for the rest of the encounter Sam’s eyes never strayed far from those vicious claws. He waited till they were all in and keyed the hatch shut.
“Well, well, well. Oh me. What a pretty sight. You folks sure strange mix ‘n match. Say nothing of the lizard fella.”
After that there was a standing stare-off for a few minutes while both sides tried to take the measure of the other. Junkyard Sam was no man to inspire trust or confidence in anyone, and Angelo’s ragtag bunch of misfits and aliens looked equally disreputable.
“Well, well, well. Oh me,” Junkyard Sam finally spoke. “So you interest in services? What services that be?” he asked with a gruelling smile.
Angelo pulled himself together.
“We need to hire you and your ship.”
His ‘ship’ was fairly well known in the betting circles on G.O.D. 4, which was how Belle had come to know about it. It was probably the fastest Scout-class ship in the solar system. People made more money out of his race victories than he did, which was why he lived in this dump. But that was the way of the world.
“Is that so?” he said. “Hokay. You step in office and we talk.”
The little office-kiosk was in no better state than the rest of the ship. Fingered and filthy ledgers and note books littered the battered grey steel desk in the centre. Hardly legible receipts and bills were impaled on a rusty spike in one corner with a cracked yellow plastic intercom-cum-phone in the other. There were bits of scram-gear, rotary fan con-crystals, and fuel injectors mingling with a baked bean can that served as an ashtray, and a coffee mug with ‘Happy Father’s Day’ printed on the side. There was also a bottle of green looking stuff that could have been either for drinking or degreasing an engine.
“So. What on your mind?” he said staring unabashedly at Belle’s boobs.
“Well I know what you got on your mind but you ain’t getting it,” she said, rearranging her assets to best advantage.
“We want to hire you to take us somewhere,” said Angelo.
“This is junkyard if you notice. Why no take taxi? They go most place.”
“We need you to take us down the wormhole.”
Sam stopped speaking for so long it looked like he had solidified in mid-air, like most of the grease around here.
“You not enough money.”
“We don’t have any money.”
“Sound better and better,” he grinned at Belladonna with a certain eagerness in his bearing. “So?” he asked lasciviously. “How you wan pay?” and laughed pointedly at her.
“You can forget about that for a start. You don’t have enough money for that. Not if you worked your whole life,” said Belle, making a point of hanging onto Righteous’ arm. Righteous’ face was inscrutable. One couldn’t tell what he felt about Belle, but he certainly wasn’t doing anything to avoid her attentions.
“Drink?” asked Sam, uncorking the previously mentioned bottle and pouring some oily fluid into his cup.
“No thanks,” she said, and shivered at the thought. Angelo also shook his head though Sam had cast him nary a glance.
“So what you got? You got have something, else you not come.” Sam took a deep swig of the liquid and clenched his teeth as it went down. Then he looked from one silent face to the next.
“Ahhh. Well, you wastin’ my time then?”
 “I can tell you where Eric is,” said Righteous out of the blue.
Sam almost didn’t hear what he said. It took a few seconds before the import of the words penetrated his brain. News like that was hard to hear and too good to be believed.
“You got big talk mister black and blind. What you say about Eric?” His face sidled into a cunning, cruel leer. Eric. The name made his heart thump with unaccustomed excitement.
“What you know? I think you know nothing,” he said louder.
“He’s the Prophet,” said Belle. “He knows.”
“I know you want to find him,” said Righteous. “And I know where he is.”
Sam stared blankly at Righteous, not knowing which way to turn from the emotions that suddenly raged within his bosom. Belle leaned her head lovingly on Righteous’ arm and stroked his bicep tenderly. “This is so romantic,” she said.
“If you help us, we take you to him,” said Righteous.
Junkyard Sam looked as if his insides were being torn apart by wild horses. His normally ruddy face had taken on a sinister, more passionate hue, and his nose blazed like a beacon.
“If you mess with me I do bad tings with you,” he whispered the threat like the echo of an avalanche about to break free.
“He don’t mess. He’s the Prophet. He knows everything,” said Belle, stroking his arm lovingly.
Junkyard Sam contemplated the offer for a mere nano-second.
“What for we wait? Les go.”