Episode 75






Murtha was the sweetest little thing. The smallest and plumpest of Shim’s warriors and her eye had fallen on Noot. Normally her natural instinct to eviscerate any male in the vicinity had to be kept under control when out and about. But one look at Noot and the pendulum swung the other way. Now she was hard put not to upend him and do other things to him. Noot’s shy smile contorted her into all kinds of bashful shapes. It wasn’t the most appropriate of occasions for romance however. She, together with Shim and Eric the earthling, had been watching Dutch’s unsuccessful attempts to rescue Sweet Mary and Righteous when the Counsellor and his Contrata had barged in and all hell had broken loose. Unfortunately the fight had been rather one-sided thanks to the Counsellor having a small army at his beck and call and they’d all been taken prisoner. Garm and Noot were already prisoners and they were all thrown together in a huddle. Noot had introduced himself to Murtha, and she had blushed and said “Pleased to meet thee,” and he had complimented her on her snoot, and she had remarked on his lovely hands which she then proceeded to hold while casting sly glances up at him. This put poor Noot in a bit of an uproar, his emotions torn between Murtha and Righteous, not knowing whether to feel happy or sad. Life always seemed to be a mixed bag of blessings for him. And while they were busy patting palms there was a sudden burst of ooh’s and aah’s and they looked up just in time to see Dutch dive down to the deck level in front of them and come to a confrontational halt in front of the phalanx of Contrata, her crozier seething with unrequited destruction.
“Let them go,” she said to the Counsellor, her flying saucer dipping and swaying like a dog straining at the leash. Since Dutch’s retreat, the event horizon had withdrawn from the ceiling and was now some fifty metres shy of the central spire. The clock had swung all the way back and the Cantave was once more firmly on the ground. The whole episode seemed like a bad dream to Dutch – but she didn’t have any more time to contemplate the vagaries of space and time.
“You can’t do anything to me,” said the Counsellor.
Dutch seared off the handles of his palanquin and he crashed to the floor.
“Ouch. Ouch. Alright. I think you’ve broken my back you know.”
Dutch raised the crozier and it crackled in anticipation.
“Alright, alright. Let them go, let them go,” he shouted at the Contrata.
And this was the moment Shim had been waiting for. In an instant she was on the Counsellor’s back with her knife at his throat.
“Now you’re going to die,” she hissed in his ear.
“Nooo,” he screamed. “Please don’t hurt me.” But Shim had a plan. While they were being held prisoner, Garm had managed to tell her what the Counsellor had said about being the Seesh’s eater. If that was true then she had a prime hostage in her hands. The Counsellor screamed in earnest this time as the knife began to slice into his fat green neck.
Then several things happened all at once. The atmosphere rippled with intimations of an imminent arrival. Something very large and deadly with the unmistakable odour of brimstone was arriving. Flashes of fire nibbled at the oxygen in the air and everyone started looking around for cover. All ­except Dutch. Under cover of the ensuing chaos, Dutch unleashed a coil of energy and unhooked Sweet Mary from her precarious perch on high. In one deft movement she swung her down and tucked her up at her feet on the flying saucer. She didn’t have time for any more though. The air buckled and buffeted and nearly blew them all away as the light was sucked out of the room and the Seesh breezed into town.
“Evening all. You called?” he said facetiously. “And really, there’s no need to hurt the little Counsellor. True, he used to be my food-mate, but after tonight I shall never have to eat again.” And looking at him they didn’t doubt his words. He was the epitome of a supernatural being or some mythical Ahram god. He stood as tall as the sky although he was easy to see at any level. Wherever you turned, there he was. Neither his size nor power was measurable. He was omnipresent and omnipotent, his black crozier lighting up the universe with its evil emanations, sucking all that was wholesome out of the air. Behind him the silver spout of the event horizon spat and sparkled and continued to grow apace, eating at the edges of the pool and spreading out across the room.
“Nice catch Dutch. You really are someone to keep their eye on, aren’t you? Anyway. I see you’ve had a sneaky peek into your future,” he smiled at her. “Did you enjoy the pyrotechnics? But don’t worry. Soon we’ll all be doing the journey for real.” He sniffed the air, and for a moment he looked uncannily like the giant dog that had chased them through the mangroves. “And no. You can’t have Righteous back. I’m looking forward to swapping stories with him a little later on. At the moment he’s dealing with some…personal issues. Like failure, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. But we had a little heart to heart and he has seen the error of his ways.”
With that the Seesh increased his height to the level of where Righteous still rotated about the waterspout.
“Hello Boy,” he said with a Southern twang, “How you holding up? Ha, ha. I have a little present for you. Open your eyes.”
Righteous thought The Seesh was just mocking him, but then, miracle of miracles, he saw an actual reflection of himself. At first the image was just a blurry shadow, but it sharpened and took on more definition.

When a baby opens its eyes for the first time it cannot see perspective. The world is two dimensional and there is no depth. It sees colours and shapes all mingled up in front of its eyes, all equidistant from it. Mother’s face and the lamp stand and wall behind her are all one image. It takes many months before the baby begins to separate the different objects from each other. It cannot distinguish one image from the other. For him/her the whole world is its mother - the chair, the cup, the mother, an auntie – all together.
So too would Righteous have seen, had he had eyes that were opening for the first time. But Righteous’ eyes would never open. What he saw was merely what the Seesh put in his head.  A big black man stared back at him. The words ‘black’ and ‘man’ were now accorded meaning for the first time. ‘Black on the inside and black on the outside’ he thought. He was wonderstruck. He knew it was an image of himself even though he had never seen before. Sure, he had seen images in his mind, but these had been more in the form of pressure-colours and flashes of light…shape-shifting flowings-about in his brain rather than a picture he could see with his eyes. Now he saw an incredibly detailed…he didn’t know what to call it…universe is a word that came to mind; ‘picture’ was far too limiting. Instinctively his hand reached out towards the image.
“There. Now don’t say I never do anything for you.”
Then, before he knew what was happening, there followed a succession of images, all of whom he somehow recognized instantly. Angelo – Dutch – Sweet Mary – Rose – Noot. How beautiful they all were. Then last but not least, came Belle, and Righteous’ eyes clouded over with tears and he could see no more. Everything went dark again.
“Here’s the deal,” said the Seesh after giving Righteous enough time to pull himself together.
“I will let them live, if you give me…well, you know how your folks - and it’s mainly your mother we are speaking about here - used to sacrifice a chicken or a goat when brewing up one of their evil spells? Well I need a little something…a little something like you…to smooth the way with the forces that be, to ensure that my plan goes off without a hitch. Call me superstitious but there you go. We all have our little idiosyncrasies. I don’t need your blood. I need your darkness. Anyway, I’m proposing a simple agreement between gentlemen. You give up your life for theirs. No need for anything distasteful, like violence.” His voice rang in the blackness that was Righteous Alchemy.
“You know this is what you came here for. You also know it is more than useless to oppose me. This is your destiny and it would be well to embrace it with honour and dignity. You don’t want to be dragged out kicking and screaming do you? So unseemly.”
And still Righteous said nothing, for there was nothing to say. The Seesh was right. All he had to do was say the word and the deal would be done.
“Tell you what, I’ll throw in the Earth as a gesture of goodwill. Part of the deal. I will let the Earth and all its people survive. Your friends even get to choose where they want to live. Here or there. What do you say?” He paused and waited for Righteous’ answer. “I need an answer here. Yes or no? Times ‘a wasting boy.”
And so it was. The silver spout, grown to gargantuan proportions, looked almost obscene as it rose up ever closer to the roof. Below them the Cantave was disappearing bit by bit as the event horizon tore itself into the bedrock of the valley of bones and ate its way into the heart of the planet, like the roots of a malign tree, ripping up the rocks and exposing a great magma chamber far below. Truly they were now all perched on the lip of hell.
Sweat fell from Righteous’ brow, ticking off the precious seconds. ‘Not with a bang but a whimper,’ he thought.
“The longer you wait…”
Time had run out for Righteous.  From the moment he had been catapulted from the flying saucer in the crush at the gate and somehow found himself in the Seesh’s inner chamber, the final countdown had begun.
The clash had been a battle of minds, quiet and quick, being composed not of a series of words and arguments unfolding in time, but a compound instant where all was decided at once. In the grand scheme of things, Righteous found that it would have been easy to defeat the Seesh simply because Righteous had long since resigned himself to his fate and was no longer afraid to die. This made him invincible. More importantly, he was no longer vulnerable to the Seesh’s machinations. The Seesh had already played on his guilt and self-pity, and Righteous had become immune to these emotional manipulations. The Seesh had no real  way of hurting him now. He was also more powerful than the Seesh for the simple reason that he was more corporeal than the Seesh. Living flesh could house so much more power than an ectoplasmic apparition like the Seesh, whose only real weapon was fear. If he couldn’t get you to self-destruct through fear or self-hatred or anger, then he was pretty much out of tricks. If you weren’t afraid of dying, there was nothing he could do to you. There was only one problem though…as Righteous had found out in their epic battle. To beat him, he had to equal him. He had to become like him. To conquer him he had to take control of the Seesh, absorb his energy, and in the process, lose so much of his own identity as to be no longer Righteous. He would have become like the Seesh…with all that entailed. To fight evil, he would have had to become evil. So either way he was going to lose. If he fought or if he surrendered, the result would be the same. At least if he surrendered he could save some lives.
With a resigned sigh he nodded his head, and in that instance he felt all his essence flow from him as his mind closed down and his body simply stopped. There was an unholy silence in the hall as the Seesh reached out and took the lifeless husk of Righteous’ body by the scruff of the neck and held him up to the stars. The deed was done. But still the Seesh wasn’t finished. He hadn’t finished saying what he wanted to say…and he wasn’t going to be cheated of his five minutes fame….especially if his audience was now, as the saying goes, a captive one. He had something to crow about and he wasn’t going to be denied.
“What gullible fools you puny mortals are,” he addressed the corpse in his hand. “What possessed you to think I was going to keep my word? Why in the world do you think I was going to spare any of you? True, I was never going to invade the Earth per se. It was just a ploy. What would I want with your polluted planet anyway? It’s a shithouse full of garbage and lunatics.
“And do I look like some penny-ante dictator to you? That’s a thankless task if ever there was one. No. I’m actually not looking to conquer any piddling planet, I have greater plans. I’m looking to conquer God. I want it all you see. To sit on his throne….just Me and My. Then there’ll be some fun and games, hey Pip? What larks,” he laughed and nearly choked on the upsurge of excitement that the thought brought forth.
“I shall rearrange everything to my own taste. Maybe even start again; get rid of all you vermin and try something new,” he mused. “Who’d have thought that in this mad race for ultimate power a lizard would get to the prize first. Arrogant humans. F.Y.I. What I said before was the truth. This isn’t a space ship. It’s far too big. It’s merely here to house the event horizon and..." Here he paused for a dramatic effect, "...and generate enough power for me to make – and here I use the vernacular – the mother of all Black Holes. Once it gets big enough I’m going to pull the plug on this misbegotten universe and build me another one – something a bit more spacious…with all the mod cons. Something…...nice.”
And then he stopped speaking and a slightly puzzled look came upon his face as somewhere deep inside a small voice spoke.
“Hello big boy,” said Belle. “How you doing?”
The Seesh turned his head and angled his chin down, trying to look into his chest where the sound had come from. Down in the darkness of his being, an infinitesimal part of what used to be Righteous Alchemy began to stir.
“I need you to come and fetch me, lover boy,” she said.